Lot to unpack here. This lady gives me the shakes, but at the same time what if shes not a Lizard Lady or my bad Lizard Person?
Imagine how bad that would suck to see yourself all over the internet and you look so weird and at that point if it’s not a case of lizardness, then she must just be very nervous. Then the internet is convinced you are a shapeshifter lizard, elite reptilian. What a time to be alive, poor lady just sitting at home or wherever like “fuck i used to be hot af, now i give elite reptilian. I really fell off.”
Kids have to go to school and deal with all the rumors, Mom is a reptile freak, sucking off the government and eating babies. Dinner must be fun “Mom all the kids think you are part of the shapeshifter cult Alex Jones ranted about. Do you go to Bohemian Grove? Why cant we go to Disney?”
Like cmon guys, you think a Lizard Reptilian Cult would go with such an obvious reveal? Maybe actually, just rug it in our faces. And we can do nothing, but play in as many rec sports leagues as possible. (Exhibit A: Me)
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