Casually Enlightened

So Yer Enlightened? Alright well take a lap. Nobody cares.

Things I Would Do or Buy if I Was Unspeakably Rich

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Part 2

The Moss Room

Ai Moss Slop

Yes, you heard that correctly. A Moss Room, or perhaps a Moss Home?

A greenhouse i presume will be the method of madness to bring this out, so it most likely would be a house extension and not a house itself. I wouldn’t want a full home of Moss. That would ruin the point.

Its my Moss Room for a reason. Its the place i go to runaway from responsibilities and find solace.

I can do yoga all day in there, write or read a book, avoid my future wife, doom-shit scroll the day away. Hmm, i mean shit as in shit-scroll like shitty content, but a Moss-Shit-Scroll actualky sounds kinda nice.

Maybe a Moss BathRoom is needed as well. Moss Pad under your feet at the least. Maybe that can be portable. Like a mini greenhouse of Moss that sits underneath your feet on the John. Might be in impossible.

Im guessing the Moss Green Room is possible? I don’t know what kind of Scientist i would need to contact, but if the price is right, i know i can find someone.

Mini-Moss Portable Greenhouse Bathroom Pad might make me or someone else a millionaire.

I think my buddy, Jake might actually be able to help me out, now that i think about it.

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