
- First Love – if you cry after a fling or short term dating after your first love – c’mon grow a set
- Engagement Called Off – Especially if you proposed at a sporting event and looked severely bitch made in front of potentially millions

3. Wedding Day Called Off – I mean very rare but it happens and its obviously warranted

4. Divorce – Tears of Joy! Time to be Single Forever become a Silver Fox and watch sports and do whatever you want eternally!
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