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Massage Chair Memoirs: Student Athlete Grill Master Of The Year

I always forget how to spell Memoirs

And it always feels wrong. Today is a easy breezy sunday gym sesh. Went to dollar tree before hand and got something to put my “Student Athlete Of The Year” certificate. I’m hoping to place it somewhere my Grandmother can see it constantly so it reminds her im not a total loser.

Next up, I’m going to get a poster of “The Nomads” a rugby movie i was in and actually ended up on the cover of the damn thing. 2 posters one downstairs and one upstairs. Total: $500

I also bought Grilling utensils at Dollar Tree. This is the year I will challenge my Dad as Grill Master of our Family like how in the movie Hot Rod, Andy Samberg tries to grow a mustache and fights his Dad, I’m hoping for similar results. I might try to grill everyday or at least every other day.

I really like the potentiality of this utentsil. I know the rub on will be affective especially with such length. Spatula Gripper is going to be a toss up. Will it provide enough stability? Is it strong enough for the steaks I’m going to be cooking up? Doubt it, but maybe it’ll be perfect for shrimp or corn

I just want to suplex my Dad through a plywood table (metaphorically & based on Grill Skills)

He’s so cocky about it, effortlessly cooking steaks, burgers, shrimp on the barbie, vegetables, corn, chicken any style and to perfection. Its annoying

He’s done. IM THE GRILLMASTER!

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